Read more about duck alignment on part 1, part 2

hese ducks are in the “FACE OFF” mode.

This is an alignment that will produce heavenly aspirations and increased cravings for “White Castles” in all who are nearby. Read more »

Here is the duck alignment part 2 if you dont know about duck alignment you can read part I first

hese ducks are hopeless.

They not only do not know where they are going, but two of them do not know which end is up– while three just plain don’t have their feet on the ground!

This is the usual result if your ducks are exposed to adult beverages or the burning leaves of the Cannibus plant.

Side-By-Side Lineup
Made popular by the Radio City Rockettes, this method of lining up is best at promoting a risque attitude.

Single File Lineup
The most common alignment when people ponder having the ducks in a row. Great for the Karma!

These ducks are obviously confused.As a group they are headed in one direction, but there is no order or linearity at all. Very bad. Read more »